WHY WORRY LINEN TEA TOWEL

Why Worry Linen Tea Towel

The message on this tea towel reads as follows:

Why Worry?

There are only two things to worry about. Either you ae well or you are sick.

If you are well, there is nothing to worry about.

But if you are sick, there are two things to worry about.

Either you will get well, or you will die.

If you get well, there is nothing to worry about.

If you die there are only two things to worry about.

Either you will go to Heaven or Hell.

If you go to Heaven, there is nothing to worry about.

But if you go to Hell, you'l be so damn busy shaking hands with friends,

You won't have time to worry!

This is a genuine Ulster Weavers design. 100% linen tea towel. Machine washable. Size: 48 x 74 cm.